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TIM FLANNIGAN; 



OR- 



FUN IN A GROCERY STORE, 

R FARCE, 






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IN ONE ACT, 
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A DESCRIPTION OF THE COSTUMES— CAST OF THE CHARACTERS- 
ENTRANCES AND EXITS— RELATIVE POSITIONS OF THE 
PERFORMERS ON THE STAGE, AND THE WHOLE 
OF THE STAGE BUSINESS. 



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cxsr oj 7 characters: 

Tim Flannigan -4 n Irishman 

Fritz Bender J. Dutchman 

Bill Wickins A Tough 

Boy 

Policeman 



COSTUMES. 

Tim. — Tight blue cont with brass buttons; short pants; mashed 
plug hat. 

Fritz. — Blue, short pants; dirty apron. 

Bill. Costume to suit character. 

Boy and Policeman. Costumes to suit characters. 



TIME— 20 MINUTE® 
TMP96-006412 

SI AGE DIRECTIONS 

ft., means Right; l., Left; R. h., Right Hand; l. h., Left Hand; c, Centre; s. E., 
[2d e.,] Second Entrance; u. E., Upper Entrance; m. d., Middle Door; f., the Flat; 
D. f., Door in Flat; R. p., Right of Centre; l. c, Left of Centre. 

r. R. c. c. l. c. L. 

%* The reader is supposed to be upon the ?. tage facing the audience. 



Tim Flannigan ; or, Fun in a Grocery Store. 

SCENE— STBEET. 

Tim. {looking around) Och, an this is Ameriky, is it? Faith an 
it's most as big as Oireland! Now me brother Moike tould me that 
whin Oi got to Ameriky, says he: "Now, Tim, me dear brother, 
whin yez git there," says he, "put on lots of stoile an' ye'll soon git 
to be a congrissmon." (.arranges toilet) Faith now, how does that 
strike ye? Begorra, an that's good enough for onybody ! Och, sure 
now, begorra! Oi must tell yez about me troubles. Whin Oi was 
on the stamer, a comin' over to see ye all, Oi got such a pain in me 
stumick that Oi thought Oi would niver see yez again. Begorra, Oi 
had to dispince wid all the grub Oi had ate in the last six months! 
If me fate hadn't been so big, me shoes would have wint, too. Och, 
begorra, Oi got as thin as a rail ! There was two other lank men 
aboard, but, bedad, Oi was banker us both of 'em put together. Faith 
now, Oi belave Oi had better be layin' in another stock. Oi feel like 
Oi could crawl through a crack an inch wide. Oi wonder where Oi 
could git something to ate. Hallo, here comes a nion ! Oi'll ask him. 

Enter, Bill, l. 

— Howdy do, sor! 

Bill. Hello ! What's the matter of ye, anyway ? 

Tim. Begorra, sor, it's moighty lank Oi'm feelin' ! Could ye tell 
me where Oi could git something to ate ! 

Bill. I reckon. Got any stuff? 

Tim. What's that? 

Bill. Dust, rocks, collateral, tin? 

Tim. Och, sure now, and ye'll have to talk a little Ameriky be- 
fore Oi can understand yez. 

Bill. Money, then, ye gol danged idgit! 

Tim. Begorra, now, don't ye go to callin' me any of yer smart 
lames or we'll git mixed up in an argumint! 

Bill. Aw, ps^ a w now ! Yer a gol danged fool and I can lick ye 
ill over. 



4 TIM FLANNIGAN; OB, FUN IN A GBOCEBY STOBE. 

Tim. (pulling out shillalah) Ye can, can ye? Begorra, Oi'll crack 
yer nose off of yer face ! 

Bill. Come on — I'll show ye where ye can git some hash. 

(going l. 

Tim. Sh, faith now, it's none of yer trash Oi want ! It's some- 
thing to ate. 

Bill. Well, I'll show ye where ye can git something to eat then, 
fool! (exit l. 

Tim. (following) Look out, now, ye dirty spalpeen! Oi'm a 
very bad mon from Cork! (exit l. — outside) Begorra, Oi've killed 
siveral men in my day. 

SCENE II — Store room — boxes and barrels r. and l. — table c. — coun- 
ter l. — chairs r. and l. of table. 

Bill, (outside) Shet up, ye fool — ye'll have the cops arter ye. 

Enter, Bill and Tim, l. 

Tim. Now begorra, don't ye call me ony more of yer names or 
Oi'll crack yer noggin wid me schellalah ! 

Bill. Shet up, flannel mouth ! 

Tim. (pulling out shillalah) Begorra, now, you call me flammel 
mouth — Oi'll crack ye wid me shillalah; bedad Oi will! 

Fritz Bender, (outside) Py golly, now, vot you fellah's doin' 
in my store fightin' here? 

Enter, Fritz Bener, r. 
— Now, py golly, vot's de matter here, anyvay? Vot you fellahs 
vant? 

Bill. Aw, none of yer sass now. Here's a mick as wants some- 
thing to eat — Tim Flannigan, from Cork. 

Tim. Och, sure now, an Oi'm none of yer micks for — (sings) — 
"Oi'm aFrinchmon jist come over from Paree." 

Bill. Yes, I reckon. 

Fritz, (briskly) Certainly, mine goot friend, certainly ! I vill 
haf you von goot supper in schust von minute. (exit R. 

Bill. Dutchy will bring ye some hash in a jiffy. 

Tim. Och, faith now, there's no need of so much trouble. Oi can 
ate out of a dish jist as well. 

Tim. Well, who said but what he'd bring it in a dish. 

Tim. Och, now, ye spalpeen ! Wasn't yez after savin' he'd bring 
it in a jiffv? 

Bill. Well, that means in a hurry; don't yer know nothin'? 

Tim. Well thin, that's all right; but if yez would talk Ameriky 
Oi could understand ye better. 

Enter, Fritz, r., with pail. 

Fritz. Pill, oh, Pill! Vill you bring me some vater? 

Bill. If there's any beer in it maybe I will. 

Fritz. Dere ish no peer in it, see? (tips pail over 

Bill. I mean if you'll give me a glass of beer, I will. 

Fritz. I guess better I git dot vater mineslf. (exit r. 

Tim. Begorra, if ye don't hurry up wid that grub ye'll have a 
corpse on yer hands. 

Fritz, (outside) Yaw, yaw, schust in von minute. Here, you 
fellah, git ouet of dot! Py plazes, I vill preak your pack mit von 
of dese peskits ! 



TIMFLANNIGAN; OB, FUN IN A GBOCEBY STOBE. 5 

Enter, Fritz, r. 

— Py thunder, clot old cat pelongs to clot Yacob Lautenslager jump 
right in mine vater— py sehiminy, I vill preak her tarn pack ! 

Sets food, consisting of some very small, hard buscuit, on table— Tim. 
sits l. of table. 

Tim. (pointing lo biscuit) What's thim? 

Fritz. Dem vas some of mine best fine peskits— schust help your- 
self, mine goot friend. 

Tim. Well, if ye had hit the cat wid one of 'em, there would 
have been a funeral sure. 

Fritz. Look here you ! Py gracious, doan you make some lies 
bout mine peskits— py golly, dem ish goot peskits! Ofer, py 
gracious, you make fun of mine tings, you vill git hurt! Ferstay? 

Tim. (rising and pulling out shillalah) None of yer sass there 
now, or Oi'U be after givin'ye a crack. (exit, Fritz, r. 

Bill. Now looky here, Dutch, I brought you in a good customer, 
now give us a glass of beer. 

Fritz, (outside) Yaw, py schimin, I tink so too! Py gracious I 
got dot customer mineself. Schust you keep still vonce ! 

(Tim throws biscuit on floor with a loud noise 
Enter, Fritz, r. 

Fritz. Here, py cracky— vot you fellahs doin' here? You vant 
to tear mine house clown? 

Bill, Tim dropped one of yer biscuits— that's all ! 

Tim. Yis, begorra, and Oi'm goin' where Oi kin git something 
that Oi can ate. Ye must think me stummick's a regular thrashin' 
machine, to ate thim rocks. Begorra, ye could load 'em in a cannon 
and fire 'em through a brick wall tin feet high. 

Fritz. Py gracious, you make a lie — dem ish goot peskits ! 

Tim. Good to kill cats wid — yis! ■ (exit l. 

Fritz. Now dot vas pad ! Py gracious — dere I schust lose von of 
mine customers. Now, now, vot I do I likes to know? 

Bill. Git up decent grub— that's what yer wants ter do. 

Fritz. Vot ish dot your pusiness anyhow? You git out of mine 
story, you tarn mean fellah ! 

Bill, Oh, shet up ! Git around here and give us a snipe. 

Fritz. Yaw, yaw, schust in von minute ! (hands out cigar 

Bill. How much for this anyway? 

Fritz. Dot ish real cheap — five cent. 

Bill. Cheap nothin' ! How much for a glass of beer? 

Fritz, Five cent! 

Bill. Well, take this and give us a glass of beer, (gives him cigar 

Fritz. Certainly, certainly ! 

(puts away cigar and hands out beer — Bill drinks — starts offi,. 

Fritz. Here, py sehiminy, come pack here vonoe ! You doan baf 
paid me for clot peer. 

Bill. Of course I didn't! Didn't I give you the cigar for it? 

Fritz. Yaw, py sehiminy, but you cloan haf paid me for him. 

Bill. Wall, I didn't take it either, did I ? 

Fritz. Nien, py gracious, you don'd haf paid me anytings. 

Bill. Of course I didn't! I never pay for anything. I'm a 
peeler — that's the kind of a man I am. 



S TIMFLANNIGAN; OB, FUN IN A GBOCEB T STOBE. 

Fritz. You vas von tarn mean son-of-a-gun — dot's the kind of a 
man you vas ! 

Bill. None of yer names now, Dutchy, or I'll crack ye ! It's busi- 
ness, ye know. 

Fritz, (with a sneer) Yaw,peesness, peesness ! you rops a man's 
pare face pefore his pack und call clot peesness. 

Bill. Oh, come off, Dutch, yer wild! (exit l. 

Fritz. Py schiminy — dot's awful, a vvful, awful! Efrypody vot 
comes mine store in cheat me all to pieces I 

Enter, Boy, l. 

Boy. Howdy ! 

Fritz. Now dot's von nice vay to talk to a gentlemans like me, 
ain'dit? 

Boy. Oh, come off! {holds out quarter) I got some things here 
this morning and you give me this quarter — 

Fritz. Pought nodings ! Nefer pefore I sees you — nefer I haf 
some quarters mit holes in ! 

Boy. Yes yer did too, you gol darned old galoot! I got some 
things here this morning and you give me this quarter — 

Fritz. Gif you nodings! Nefer pefore 1 sees such little poys 
make such pig lies! Petter you go out from mine store pefore I 
knock your hat off. Py golly, I can't stand it — little poys make such 
lies ! 

Boy. All right, Dutchy, all right ! I'm just a quarter ahead. 

(going l. 

Fritz. Hold on here von minute — ven I sees your pack I dinks I 
remember you. I tell you I love an honest poy. (takes quarter) 
Dot's right, mine poy, schust you keep right on and maype you'll 
be president some day. 

Boy. Yes; an then you'll be comin' round a wantin' an office. 

Fritz. You pet! I love an honest poy ; come here vonce vhile I 
gives you ine nice apple. 

Goes to get apple out of barrel — boy grabs him by the leg and throws 
him in. Fritz utters a series of hoiols and yelps — boy dances 
around, yelling and laughing. Fritz finally gets out, 

— (starting after him) You git out of mine store, you mean little 
cuss ! Py schiminy gracious — I vill knock your prains out mit mine 
list! (runs him off l. — shouts after him) Don'd you come around 
mine store agin, you mean, little fool! I'll learn you to play your 
shmart tricks on me, py golly ! (crossing to R. 

Enter, Boy, l. 

Boy. Gimme my apple, you old son-of-a-gun ! 

Fitz. (rushing at him) Go out from mine dignified presence be- 
fore 1 kills you ! (exit boy, l — looks at quarter) Veil, py schiminy, 
I schust fix you mit some lead und you vas pooty goot yet! 

Enter, Tim, l., looking very disconsolate. 

— Timothy, Timothy, vot ish de matter? Vas she gone pack oix 
you? 

Tim. Oeh, begorra, an it's worse nor that! 

Fritz. Veil, vot's de matter den? 

Tim. Och, begorra, Oi wint to the hotel down the strate and loner 



TIMFLANNIGAN; OR, FUN IN A GROCERY STORE. ? 

comes a dirty spalpeen and bet me a dollar Oi couldn't swallow a 
whole egg, an Oi took him up. 

Fritz. Naw! 

Tim. Bedad but Oi did ! 

Fritz, (horrified) Und you lose your dollar ? 

11m. No, begorra, Oi swallowed the egg ! 

Fritz, (slapping him on the back ) Den, py schiminy, you vas a 
dollar ahead! 

Tim. Yis, begorra, but if Oi go to the wake the egg'll git busted 
and the shell will cut holes through me ; an if Oi kape still the egg 
will hatch an Oi'll have a chicken a pickin' me stummick to pieces. 

Fritz. Dot makes nodings ouet! Come, Timothy, let me sell you 
sometings. 

Tim. Och, go long wid ye, ye dirty spalpeen ! Yez would loike 
to git me money moighty well, wouldn't ye? 

Fritz. Now look here vonce, you. Nefer I let somepody talk to 
me like dot! Py gracious, now you go right out from mine store 
pefore I put you out on mine head, py schiminy ! 

Tim. Och, ye will, will ye, ye dirty spalpeen ! Begorra, an Oi'll 
crack yer noggin' wid me shillalah ! (starts after him 

Fritz, (backing off) Timothy— Timothy, you vill preak your 
egg ! Tim stops— puts both hands on stomach — raises eyes and groans 

Tim Yis, begorra, an Oi'll break yer neck too ! (they fight 

Enter, Bill, l. 

Bill. Give it to him, Tim, give it to him! (parts them) Here, 
you fellers, live peaceable ! What's ailin' ye anyway ? 

(Fritz comes forward R. h. 
1 Tim. Begorra, sor, that blatherin' blackguard of a Dutchman 
was a givin' me sass an Oi was after crackin' him ! 

(Bill holds him off 

Fitz. (between gasps) Py golly— clot ish— ine goot— fellah ! May- 
pe dot Irish son-of-a-gun— kills me— ofer he don 'd— vas come pooty 
quick— right avay! 

Tim. Jest let me git a lick at the dirty divil an Oi'll die con- 
tint! „ . . 
Fitz. Here, now, you fellah ! You keep vay from me now, here ! 

Enter, Policeman, l. 
Policeman. Here, what's the matter? 

Tim. Begorra, sor, that bloody Dutchman was goin' to put me 
out of here, an' Oi was after givin' him a crack ! 
Fritz. Py golly, you make a lie ! 

Tim. What's that! Ye bloody divil, Oi'll be after givin' ye an- 
another crack! (Bill and Policeman hold him 

Fritz, (backing off) Keep him off! keep him off ! 
Tim gets loose and jumps onto him— Policeman pounds them with 

stuffed club. 
Enter, Boy, l., waves his arms, dances and laughs— Bill laughs. Tim 
suddenly stops— puts hands on his stomach and raises his eyes. 
Tim. O— h ! Begorra, Oi've busted me egg ! 

(Fritz lies on floor — kicking his feet in the air 
Fritz. Dot vas mine last kick ! 

(Policeman lies on floor kicking and jerking 

CURTAIN. 



THE CDMMEHCIiLL 

DRUMMER. 



A Drama in 3 Acts, by Thorn Melross, for 6 male and 
2 female characters. This piece is immense. It is printed 
from the author's original manuscript, and has been pro- 
duced with great success by the American Theatre Co. 
SYNOPSIS. 

ACT I. Home of the late Richard Marlow. interview between 
Frank Ross and Lawyer Dudley. The pious deacon and Verda 
Miller. Reading the will. Joe's'dog collar. Richard Marlow, the 
false heir. The child of the Dark Continent in trouble. Three 
villains. "Ten thousand to silence my tongue !" Zadie, the de- 
serted wife of John Dudley. An attempted murder. Joe's little 
"barker" interferes. Deacon and Joe. Frank and Verda; his 
resolve to become a "Commercial Drummer." Zadie gives Verda a 
home. Mr. Dudley's proposal to Verda, and the misunderstanding. 
Murder of Deacon Foote, and Frank accused. The struggle, "life 
or death !" 

ACT II. Zadie, Verda, and the tramp. "Painted benches." 
"My kingdom for some soup!" Booth and Zadie. Attempted 
murder of Zadie; Ashtor, the tramp interferes, and makes Dudley 
hand over a "William." Booth and the Indian. Too much beer. 
The stolen will. Joe in the barrel. Target shooting. Verda's 
refusal to marry Dudley. Abduction of Verda, and Joe knocked 
down. 

ACT III. Ashtor and Booth. Corn plasters; "There's millions 
in them!" Olie, the Swede. Zadie, the Census taker. Two 
"bummers!" Rescue of Verda by Zadie. Frank discovered by 
Richard, as Booth. "He must die!" A job for Olie. "In the 
soup!" Hot and cold boxes. Olie and Booth to the rescue of 
Zadie. Explanations. A new version of McGinty. A love scene. 
Capture of Verda. Supposed death of Booth. Fright and death of 
Dudley. Capture of Richard. Frank and Verda secure the fortune 
at last. Zadie avenged and the "Commercial Drummer" sells corr 
plasters no more. 



THE 

IntElli^EncE DfficE. 

An original Ethiopian Sketch in 1 Scene for 3 male char- 
acters — as produced at Tony Pastor's Opera House. 
This sketch is extremely ludicrous — costumes modern- 
time in representation 15 minutes. 



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A a r-u-ag-oos 

Actor and Servant 

A Capital Match 

A Texan Mother-in-Law 

A Day Well Spent 

A' Regular Fix 

Alarmingly Suspicious 

An Awfi.l Criminal 

An Unwelcome Return 

A Pet of the Public... 

A Komant c Attachment 

A Thrilling Item 

A Ticket of Leave 

Betsey Baker 

Better Half 

Black vs. White 

Captain Smith 

Cheek Will Win 

Cupi s Capers 

Der Two Surprises 

l)e"ce is in Him 

Did Dream it 

Domes; ic Felicity 

Dutch Prize Fighter 

Dutchy vs. Nigger 

Eh? W at Did Yuu Say 

Everybody Astonished 

Fooling with the Wrong Man 
Freezing a Motlier-in-Law... 

Fun in a Post Office 

Family Discipline 

Family Jars 

Goose with the Golden Egg<.. 

Give MeMv Wife 

Hans the Dutch J. P 

Hans Brummel's Cafe 

Hash 

11. M. S. Plum 

How Sister Paxeygother 

Child B.ptiz d 

How She ha.i Own Way 

How He Popped the Quest'n. 

How f> Tame .M-in-Law 

How Stout Vour (letting 

In the Wrong B >x 

In the Wrong Cl< tlies 

.John Smith 

Jumbo J um 

Kill iK- Time 

Kittie' Wedding Cake 

Lick Skillet Wedding 

Lauderbach's Little Surprise 

Lodgings for Two 

Matrimonial Bliss 

Match for a Mother-iu-Law.. 

More Blunders than one 

Mother'* Fool 

Mr. Hudson's Tiger Hunt 

My Heart's in Highlands 

v Pivc'ous Betsey 

My Turn Next 

M Wife'.- Relations 



HO. x 

186 My Day and Now-a-Dayi 

273 My Neighbor's Wife 3 

41 Obedience 1 

241 Old Clothes 3 

On the Sly 3 

246 Othello 4 

57 Paddy Miles' Boy 5 

217 Paten Washing Machine 4 

165 Persecuted Dutchman 6 

195 Poor Pilicody 2 

258 Prof. Bones 'Latest Invention 5 

159 Quiet Family 4 

171 Rough Diamond 4 

180 Ripples 2 

267 Room 44 ;;;;. 2 

48 Schnaps l 

138 Sewing Circle of IVriod 

115 S. 11. A. M. Pinafore 3 

65 Somebody's Nobody 3 

24 i Sports on a Lark 3 

232 Stage Struck Yankee 4 

2.8 Strawberry Shortcake 2 

270 Slick and Skinner 5 

I Slasher and Crasher 5 

137 Taking the Census 1 

40 Th t Mysterious B'dle 2 

245 Ticket Taker 3 

38 Tie Bewitched Closet 5 

131 The Cigarette 4 

lol The Coming Man 3 

lib Turn Him Out _ 3 

68 The Sham ProF ssor 4 

54 The Two T. J's 4 

253 'i he Best Cure 4 

28 I hirty-three Next Birthday.. 4 

142 Tit for Tat 2 

270 The Printer and His Devils.. 3 

263 Trials of a Countrv Editor.... 6 

7 The Wonderful Telephone.... 3 

20U Unjust Justice 6 

213 Vermont Wool Dealer 5 

151 Wanted a Husband 2 

56 Wooing Under Difficulties... 5 

70 Which will he Marry 2 

135 Widower's Trials 4 

147 Waki gHim Up 1 

155 Why they Joined the Re- 

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111 Yankee Duelist 3 

157 Ya kee Peddler 7 

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204 Academj of Stars., 6 

15 An Unhappy Pair 1 

172 Black Shoemaker 4 

OS Black Statue 4 

222 Colored Senators J 

214 chops 

145 CnW'^ Fuck 2 

190 Crimps Trip 5 

240 Double Fleet! n 9 

27 Fetter Fane to Cravesend 2 

230 Hamlet the Dainty 6 

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Hypochondriac The 2 

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Joe's Vis t 2 1 

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Midnight Colic 2 1 

Musical Darkey 2 

Nobody's Moke 5 2 

No Cure No Pay 3 1 

Not as Deaf as He Seems 3 

Old Dad's Cabin 2 1 

OldPompey 1 1 

Other People's Children 3 2 

Pomp's Pranks 2 

Quarrel ome Servants 3 

Rooms to Let 2 1 

School ~ 5 

Seeing Bosting...... 3 

Sham Doctor 3 3 

16,000 Years Ago 3 

Sport with a Sportsman 2 

Stage Struck Darkey 2 1 

Struck by Lightning 2 2 

Stocks Up, Stocks Down 2 

That Boy Sam 3 1 

That Awful Carpet Bag 3 3 

The Select School 5 



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Tricks 5 2 

Uncle Jetf 5 2 

U. S. Mail „ 2 2 

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Villkens and Dinah 4 1 

Virginia Mummy 6 ,1 

Who Stole the Chickens 1 : 1 

William Tell 4 JO 

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